Paris Hilton Gets out of Jail

Somewhere Baby Jesus is crying

Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore.

Reporters hammered away about Paris’ medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail, where she was released early this morning, but Whitmore said that due to confidentiality laws, he could not discuss even the slightest health-related details.

I knows the power of the HIPAA Hippo, but we don’t need to dig really deep… the Gossip Mongers are there

June 7, 2007 — LYNWOOD, Calif. – Paris Hilton trudged through another dreary day behind bars yesterday, cheered up only by a second consecutive visit from her hotshot shrink.

Dr. Charles Sophy spent 90 minutes with Hilton inside the Century Regional Detention Center following a two-hour house call Tuesday.

Sophy, who moonlights as medical director of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services, declined to discuss Hilton’s treatment as he left jail yesterday.

While Sophy and Hilton’s lawyers have virtually unlimited access to the jailed heiress, her family won’t be able to see her until Saturday and Sunday. That’s when visitors are allowed 15 minutes with inmates.

Kyle Richards, an aunt of Hilton’s, said the pampered princess has enjoyed phoning her family to break the boredom of jail.

“She’s been able to call home, she’s talked to her mom [Kathy] and to her sister, Nicky. And she says she’s doing well. Surprisingly well!” Richards told E! Online.

“She’s just sitting in there for 23 hours a day with nothing to do,” Richards added. “She picked out a bunch of books to take with her, but at the last minute she found out they wouldn’t let her take the books. They wouldn’t let her take anything.”

The hotel heiress has proven to be a picky jailhouse eater.

Hilton downed her beans, mixed vegetables, bread, gelatin dessert and milk Tuesday night – but didn’t touch her hotdog, a jailhouse source said.

I purposefully Included this link first because of what will come later

“She cries all day. She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights,” the source said.

In fact, Paris is reportedly so distressed that her shrink Dr. Charles Sophy, who has been treating the hotel heiress for the past eight months, paid her a visit to check up on her.

Dr Sophy, who last month testified before a judge that Paris was too “emotionally distraught and traumatized” to participate in a 10 million dollar slander and libel lawsuit brought against her, stayed with the her for about two hours.

What has Paris apparently disturbed is the fact that she hasn’t been able to sleep as her cell is “freezing cold’, and has not been eating properly because she has lost her appetite.

She has three little blankets and no pillow. She’s using one of the blankets as a pillow. The room is bright and jail noise echoes through her space.

And while there are some inmates who have been telling Paris that she doesn’t deserve to be behind bars for her offence, there are others who have had less sympathy, according to the Sun.

“The spoiled brat isn’t handling it well at all. For her first two nights Paris has been crying like a baby. Everyone can hear her wailing through the walls. Her neighbours – the murderers – had a long conversation with her to try and shut her up,” a source told the British paper.

Her Neighbors the Murderers

That just sounds Hilarious to me

“When she came in she was given brand new jail issue clothing – not the old washed stuff everyone else gets.

“She’s getting extra blankets, extra coffee and food from the cafeteria. And the screws are even calling her Ms Hilton instead of her last name. It’s not on,” the source added.

So Paris Hilton, International Party Girl Extraordinare is to Crazy to go to jail

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”

So she can, under her house confinement, go anywhere within a mile of her West Hollywood home.

So Paris hitting the clubs after she gets out of Jail… oh we know thats coming

Good Job California, way to show you are idiotic

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3 Responses to Paris Hilton Gets out of Jail

  1. For a bit of Paris humor, I wrote a fun post on my blog about Paris Hilton…stop by and check it out:

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