I really want to not do this

But the urge to do it is to good

“Get your stinking paws off me you D@mned Dirty Ape”

The socialist PSOE party is apparently intent on introducing a bill aimed at giving apes the same rights as man, “and the immediate inclusion of these animals as people.” As a result, the bill adds that apes “should have the same moral and legal protection that humans currently enjoy.”

Fernando Sebastian, the bishop of Tudela has termed the measure as “making oneself looking ridiculous in the name of progress, and then what about the rights of the fighting bulls?” Meanwhile, other political commentators have stated that as a result of these measures, it will not be long before apes names will start appearing on the electoral rolls.

I feel dirty now I really do

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